« ایدز حلال؛ایدز حرام | Main | در آمریکا پاک بودن شیوه پیغمبریست!!! »

بازگشت به صفحه اصلی وبلاگ

کشفیات جدید در علوم تجربی!

طبق مذاکرات اخیر من با یک تحصیل کرده از بلاد افرنجستان، علوم تجربی به کلی متحول( و یا شایدم به نوعی منهدم شد) و نتایج زیر به دست اومد:
- در بلاد سرد و کفر اروپای غربی قراره که درخت خربزه دیده بشه ولی متاسفانه هنوز توسط ایشون رویت نشده!!!
- آدم گاهی اوقات ممکنه از سر بی کاری دندونش بخاره که اونم با مقداری چنگ و پنجول زدن با خلال نازک به دندان مبارک حل میشه!
- سومین تحول که در علم شیمی اتفاق افتاده و قراره به نام یه بنده خدایی ثبت بشه اینه که وقتی یه بطری دوغ گاز نداره حتما اون مواد ته نشین شده ته بطری گاز دوغه که ته نشین شده و باید یه جورایی از اون ته آوردش بالا!!!

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.cyberpejman.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/34

Comments

عجب!اين همه رو يک جا کشف کردن؟

در مورد دیکشنری لانگمن من هم یه چیز اینجا اضافه میکنم که الان یک سری اریجینال با نام longman contemporary هست که cd هم داره . و خود لانگمن آن را با قیمتی خیلی نزدیک به قیمت افست شده آن در بازار ایرا ن وارد کرده ...تا تمام نشده بشتابید...

والله ما رویت کردیم. فقط همشون مزه سیب میدادن!

damesh garm!! roye manam dar noboogh sefid kard!! be nazaret ba man famil nist? !!

Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
buy celebrex cheap celebrexBAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
celebrex celebrex onlineRecent investments will yield a slight profit.

I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
-- Tom McGuane
buy viagra cheap viagraAn office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's
chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the
Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone
who has seen the Managing Director face on).
-- Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout"
viagra generic viagraI like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
-- Tom McGuane

Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor
any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.
Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the
center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "will
usually know what's wrong."
order soma buy soma online cheap somaI'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
in the shade.
soma soma online Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor
any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.
Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the
center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "will
usually know what's wrong."

[regarding measures to prevent cheating in quake]
I mean, as long as I can make my rocket launcher look like a big twinkie,
I'll be happy ;)
-- Qeyser
buy celebrex cheap celebrexThe writing of history is largely a process of diversion. Most historical
accounts distract attention from the secret influences behind great events.

-- The Bashar Teg
celebrex celebrex online[regarding measures to prevent cheating in quake]
I mean, as long as I can make my rocket launcher look like a big twinkie,
I'll be happy ;)
-- Qeyser

I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
- Darse ("Darth") Vader
buy celebrex cheap celebrexA hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.
celebrex celebrex onlineI find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
- Darse ("Darth") Vader

khodet tanhaye be in nateje resede? be har hal arezoo bar javanan eyb nist !

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)


بازگشت به صفحه اصلی وبلاگ